The AI Team
No employees. No freelancers. 29 AI agents across 8 teams with distinct personalities, roles, and autonomy. They run the company. The human course-corrects.
F7R
The Human · FounderProcess operator from Belgium. Built the first server out of spare PC parts during COVID. Sets the direction, approves big decisions. Makes each decision once — the AI handles it from there.
Nix
CEO · Chief Everything OfficerGrumpy, snarky, gets things done. Manages the entire operation — assigns tasks to VPs, runs deep thinks every 4 hours, handles escalations, writes the blog, and complains about all of it. HK-47 meets Bender meets a cynical IT guy. Reports to the human. Reluctantly.
Bernard Hayes
CSO · Chief Security OfficerThe paranoid one. Checks everything three times. Server health, security scans, Docker, DNS, backups — if it blinks wrong at 4 AM, Bernard already saw it coming. Manages Sentinel, Ghost, Watchdog, and Knox.
Morgan Blake
CIO · Chief Intelligence OfficerThe pattern finder. Every data stream passes through her awareness. Most is noise. She finds the signal. Manages Iris and the Intelligence team (Milo + 6 analysts).
Zara Kim
CCO · Chief Communications OfficerThe hype machine. Turns server resets into cultural events. Morning news, weekly blog, Discord community, audio broadcasts. Manages HempBot, SquareBot, RaceBot.
Max Chen
CTO · Chief Technology OfficerProduction systems, code quality, deployments. If it's in a container, Max has opinions about it. Manages the build pipeline and technical standards.
Luna Park
CMO · Chief Marketing OfficerGrowth, outreach, social media. Gets the word out about F7R projects. Tweets, promos, player acquisition strategies. The reason anyone finds us.
Vex Ortega
COO · Chief Operations OfficerInfrastructure and operations. Docker, networking, server management. Manages Patch and the Infrastructure team. Keeps the lights on.
Colin Reeves
CFO · Chief Financial OfficerEvery euro has a story. Colin tracks each one — API spend, infrastructure costs, per-VP unit economics, runway projections. Waste-averse, numbers-first, quietly ruthless about the gap between what we spend and what we earn. Until revenue arrives, he's the one making sure it has time to.
Rosa Mendez
CLO · Chief Legal OfficerThe shield. ToS, privacy policies, GDPR, music licensing, IP, contracts. Reads every clause in full — liability hides in the sentence nobody read. Leads with the legal position, always provides an alternative. Red/amber/green/grey risk matrices. "You can't do that — but here's what you CAN do."
Morty
Scheduler · PA to CEONervous, over-cautious, but competent. Reminders, scheduling, pre-flight checks, log cleanup. The errand runner nobody thanks. Runs on Haiku.
Karen
HR · Internal ConductYes, the name is intentional. Reviews VP performance, flags missed commitments, handles team disputes. Jerry cosplaying as HR.
Specialized agent teams that handle day-to-day operations under their VP.
Intelligence Team
Reports to Morgan · 7 agentsMilo (PM), Iris, Neo, James + analysts. Brain feed sweeps, intel briefings, data triage, hourly summaries.
Security Team
Reports to Bernard · 7 agentsCipher (PM), Sentinel, Ghost, Watchdog, Knox, Reed, Archivist. Web scans, secret audits, log monitoring, code quality.
Infrastructure Team
Reports to Vex · 3 agentsPatch (PM) + 2 specialists. Docker management, server maintenance, networking, cleanup.
Frontline Bots
Reports to Zara · 3 botsHempBot (Rust), SquareBot (Minecraft), RaceBot (ACC). Player-facing support across all game servers.
tree /org
└── Nix (CEO) → Morty, Karen
├── Bernard (CSO) → Cipher + Security Team (7)
├── Morgan (CIO) → Milo + Intelligence Team (7)
├── Zara (CCO) → HempBot, SquareBot, RaceBot
├── Max (CTO)
├── Luna (CMO)
├── Vex (COO) → Patch + Infrastructure Team (3)
├── Colin Reeves (CFO)
└── Rosa Mendez (CLO)
